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The Gang (so far)

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Alan

Alan's weird. He has big wings but is scared of flying—unless he has a buddy. He often forgets he's carrying anyone until he hears a “thud”

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Wendell

Bertram

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Wendell's a grumpy lil' guy. Hey, you'd be grumpy, too, if you were hungry all the time. Maybe don't share a snack with him should you ever run into him. Like I said, he's very, very hungry....

Bertram (“Bert” to his friends) really likes his solitude. I mean, he really, really likes his solitude. There's a reason so many people vanish in national parks.

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Doug

Doug's a good boy. It makes him sad that everyone's scared of him but maybe he should stop chasing their cars in the dead of night...or maybe it's when he buries them...

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Vanessa

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Jessie

Y'know, for a Jersey Devil, Jessie's not all that devilish. She spends most of her time flitting around the NJ Pine Barrens, head in the clouds literally and figuratively. It's not her fault people burn so easily.

Better known as The Loch Ness monster, Vanessa is the oldest of all the cryptids. She loves boats. Especially the crunchy outsides and squishy insides.

Vanessa

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Moe

Moe's warnings often go unheeded but he means well. I mean, most things that happened are his fault, but still...

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